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Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell

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As the sounds of the bells died away a voice began to speak from somewhere high up in the gloomy shadows above their heads.  The magicians strained their ears to hear it.  Many of them were now in such a state of highly-strung nervousness that they imagined that instructions were being given to them as in a fairy-tale.  They thought that perhaps mysterious prohibitions were being related to them.  Such instructions and prohibitions, the magicians knew from the fairy-tales, are usually a little queer, but not very difficult to conform to - or so it seems at first sight.  They generally follow the style of: "Do not eat the last candied plum in the blue jar in the corner cupboard," or "Do not beat your wife with a stick made from wormwood."  And yet, as all fairy-tales relate, circumstances always conspire against the person who receives the instructions and they find themselves in the middle of doing the very thing that was forbidden to them and a horrible fate is thereby brought upon their heads.

At the very least the magicians supposed that their doom was being slowly recited to them.  But it was not at all clear what language the voice was speaking.  Once Mr Segundus thought he heard a word that sounded like "maleficent" and another time "interficere" a Latin word meaning "to kill."   The voice itself was not easy to understand; it bore not the slightest resemblance to a human voice - which only served to increase the gentlemen's fear that fairies were about to appear.  It was extraordinarily harsh, deep and rasping; it was like two rough stones being scraped together and yet the sounds that were produced were clearly intended to be speech - indeed were speech.

The gentlemen peered up into the gloom in fearful expectation, but all that could be seen was the small, dim shape of a stone figure that sprang out from one of the shafts of a great pillar and jutted into the gloomy void.  As they became accustomed to the queer sound they recognized more and more words; old English words and old Latin words all mixed up together as if the speaker had no conception of these being two distinct languages.  Fortunately, this abominable muddle presented few difficulties to the magicians, most of whom were accustomed to unravelling the ramblings and writings of the scholars of long ago.  When translated into clear, comprehensible English it was something like this:  Long, long ago, (said the voice), five hundred years ago or more, on a winter's day at twilight, a young man entered the Church with a young girl with ivy leaves in her hair.  There was no one else there but the stones.  No one to see him strangle her but the stones.  He let her fall dead upon the stones and no one saw but the stones.  He was never punished for his sin because there were no witnesses but the stones.  The years went by and whenever the man entered the Church and stood among the congregation the stones cried out that this was the man who had murdered the girl with the ivy leaves wound into her hair, but no one ever heard us.  But it is not too late!  We know where he is buried!  In the corner of the south transept!  Quick!  Quick!  Fetch picks! Fetch shovels!  Pull up the paving stones.  Dig up his bones!  Let them be smashed with the shovel!  Dash his skull against the pillars and break it!  Let the stones have vengeance too!  It is not too late!  It is not too late!

Hardly had the magicians had time to digest this and to wonder some more who it was that spoke, when another stony voice began.  This time the voice seemed to issue from the chancel and it spoke only English; yet it was a queer sort of English full of ancient and forgotten words.  This voice complained of some soldiers who had entered the Church and broken some windows.  A hundred years later they had come again and smashed a rood screen, erased the faces of the saints, carried off plate.  Once they had sharpened their arrowheads on the brim of the font; three hundred years later they had fired their pistols in the chapter house.  The second voice did not appear to understand that, while a great Church may stand for millennia, men cannot live so long.  "They delight in destruction!" it cried.  "And they themselves deserve only to be destroyed!"  Like the first, this speaker seemed to have stood in the Church for countless years and had, presumably, heard a great many sermons and prayers, yet the sweetest of Christian virtues - mercy, love, meekness - were unknown to him.  And all the while the first voice continued to lament the dead girl with ivy leaves in her hair and the two gritty voices clashed together in a manner that was very disagreeable.

Mr Thorpe, who was a valiant gentleman, peeped into the chancel alone, to discover who it was that spoke.  "It is a statue," he said.

And then the gentlemen of the York society peered up again into the gloom above their heads in the direction of the first unearthly voice.  And this time very few of them had any doubts that it was the little stone figure that spoke, for as they watched they could perceive its stubby stone arms that it waved about in its distress.

Then all the other statues and monuments in the Cathedral began to speak and to say in their stony voices all that they had seen in their stony lives and the noise was, as Mr Segundus later told Mrs Pleasance, beyond description.  For York Cathedral had many little carved people and strange animals that flapped their wings.

Many complained of their neighbours and perhaps this is not so surprizing since they had been obliged to stand together for so many hundreds of years.  There were fifteen stone kings that stood each upon a stone pedestal in a great stone screen.  Their hair was tightly curled as if it had been put into curl papers and never brushed out - and Mrs Honeyfoot could never see them without declaring that she longed to take a hairbrush to each of their royal heads.  From the first moment of their being able to speak the kings began quarrelling and scolding each other - for the pedestals were all of a height, and kings - even stone ones - dislike above all things to be made equal to others.  There was besides a little group of queer figures with linked arms that looked out with stone eyes from atop an ancient column.  As soon as the spell took effect each of these tried to push the others away from him, as if even stone arms begin to ache after a century or so and stone people begin to tire of being shackled to each other.

One statue spoke what seemed to be Italian.  No one knew why this should be, though Mr Segundus discovered later that it was a copy of a work by Michael Angel.  It seemed to be describing an entirely different church, one where vivid black shadows contrasted sharply with brilliant light.  In other words it was describing what the parent-statue in Rome saw.

Mr Segundus was pleased to observe that the magicians, though very frightened, remained within the walls of the Church.  Some were so amazed by what they saw that they soon forgot their fear entirely and ran about to discover more and more miracles, making observations, writing down notes with pencils in little memorandum books as if they had forgotten the perfidious document which from today would prevent them from studying magic.  For a long time the magicians of York (soon, alas, to be magicians no more!) wandered through the aisles and saw marvels.  And at every moment their ears were assaulted by the hideous cacophony of a thousand stone voices all speaking together.

In the chapter house there were stone canopies with many little stone heads with strange headgear that all chattered and cackled together.  Here were marvellous stone carvings of a hundred English trees: hawthorn, oak, blackthorn, wormwood, cherry, and bryony.  Mr Segundus found two stone dragons no longer than his forearm, which slipped one after the other, over and under and between stone hawthorn branches, stone hawthorn leaves, stone hawthorn roots and stone hawthorn tendrils.  They moved, it seemed, with as much ease as any other creature and yet the sound of so many stone muscles moving together under a stone skin, that scraped stone ribs, that clashed against a heart made of stone - and the sound of stone claws rattling over stone branches - was quite intolerable and Mr Segundus wondered that they could bear it.  He observed a little cloud of gritty dust, such as attends the work of a stonecutter, that surrounded them and rose up in the air, and he believed that if the spell allowed them to remain in motion for any length of time they would wear themselves away to a sliver of limestone.

Stone leaves and herbs quivered and shook as if tossed in the breeze and some of them so far emulated their vegetable counterparts as to grow.  Later, when the spell had broken, strands of stone ivy and stone rose briars would be discovered wound around chairs and lecterns and prayer-books where no stone ivy or briars had been before.

But it was not only the magicians of the York society who saw wonders that day.  Whether he had intended it or not Mr Norrell's magic had spread beyond the Cathedral close and into the city.  Three statues from the west front of the Cathedral had been taken to Mr Taylor's workshops to be mended.  Centuries of Yorkshire rain had worn down these images and no one knew any longer what great personages they were intended to represent.  At half past ten one of Mr Taylor's masons had just raised his chisel to the face of one of these statues intending to fashion it into the likeness of a pretty saintess; at that moment the statue cried out aloud and raised its arm to ward off the chisel, causing the poor workman to fall down in a swoon.  The statues were later returned to the exterior of the Cathedral untouched, their faces worn as flat as biscuits and as bland as butter.

Then all at once there seemed a change in the sound and one by one the voices stopped until the magicians heard the bells of St Michael-le-Belfrey ring for the half hour again.  The first voice (the voice of the little figure high up in the darkness) continued for some time after the others had fallen silent, upon its old theme of the undiscovered murderer (It is not too late!  It is not too late!) until it too fell silent.

The world had changed while the magicians had been inside the Church.  Magic had returned to England whether the magicians wished it to or not.  Other changes of a more prosaic nature had also occurred: the sky had filled with heavy, snow-laden clouds.  These were scarcely grey at all, but a queer mixture of slate-blue and sea-green.  This curious coloration made a kind of twilight such as one imagines is the usual illumination in fabled kingdoms under the sea."

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